Collecting Vintage Technology Pillows

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Redundant Technology.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

Telephone Box

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Computer Sale.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'