Collecting Vintage Technology Pillows

'Last I checked, 8-track tapes is a good investment.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

A man watches TV while wearing a Marshall McLuhan sweatshirt.

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Redundant Technology.

Telephone Box

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."