Nostalgic Tech Collector Pillows

Modern Rag and Bone Men.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Snoopy with Laptop

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Redundant Technology.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

Computer Sale.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."