Nostalgic Technology Lover Pillows

"This model isn't 'smart,' but its Olfactory-Awareness design lets you know when you've burned the toast."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"Okay lets go. You can message your friends after dinner."

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Technological advances within the office.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

Old-fashioned computer

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Redundant Technology.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Computer Sale.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'