Nostalgic Tech Users Pillows

"Our carrier pigeon died. Maybe it was time to update our communication system, anyway."

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Snoopy with Laptop

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

Old Book Smell

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

TV Repair 101.

'The key to inner peace? A land line.'

Floppy Cafe

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

Wine stored inside an old fashioned monitor.

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

Very old fashioned computer.

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'Where's the autocorrect?'

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

'Before I begin today's lesson, please turn off your cell phones, beepers and ipods.'

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

Email in a bottle.

Workers constructing barcodes

'We can't put it off any longer, we must book hearing tests.'

A Native American making smoke signals consults index cards.

'Who are you calling 'oldtimer', sonny?!'

'I like getting my news online, but I miss annoying people with excessive, newspaper rustling noises.'

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

'I think Miss Jones is winning her fight against computerisation, gentlemen!'

Robot and Radio