Nostalgic Tech Collector Mugs

Modern Rag and Bone Men.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Before texting we had to write letters by hand, and before emojis we honestly just bottled up our emotions."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

The Final Chapter.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Redundant Technology.

'Yes, I did put a bigger string on it. It's called upgrading.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."