Retro Gadget Collector Gifts

'WHAT?!' (people with headphones on).

'My cell phone weighed eleven pounds and my computer filled the entire desktop.'

Old Phones Lasagne

'No, it's not a virus.'

"...His suicide note written on his palm pilot!"

"I'm sorry but my fax and answering machine can't get to the phone right now, but if you'd like to leave a message, they'll get back to you as soon as possible."

'With McBride here as our fall-back, all our systems are virtually foolproof.'

Man looking through a bin full of obsolete technology for something to eat.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Those must be the old-school, wearable speakers you were talking about."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Invest in technology."

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'New Game'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Old-fashioned computer

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Swiss Army Stove.

Electronic Abacus

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."