Retro Gadget Collector Mugs

'WHAT?!' (people with headphones on).

'My cell phone weighed eleven pounds and my computer filled the entire desktop.'

Old Phones Lasagne

'No, it's not a virus.'

"...His suicide note written on his palm pilot!"

"I'm sorry but my fax and answering machine can't get to the phone right now, but if you'd like to leave a message, they'll get back to you as soon as possible."

'With McBride here as our fall-back, all our systems are virtually foolproof.'

Man looking through a bin full of obsolete technology for something to eat.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Those must be the old-school, wearable speakers you were talking about."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Invest in technology."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'New Game'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Old-fashioned computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Electronic Abacus

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

Swiss Army Stove.

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."