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"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Mine don't pass notes anymore - they e-mail each other on their palm pilots.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

"For an extra fifty bucks, I'll let you show me your Palm Pilot."

"It's the video diary of a bloke who's absolutely useless with machines.."

"Granddad asked me to help him 'dial' a number. What does 'dial' mean?"

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

"That's my modem."

"32 bit, 15.6672 MHz, three NuBus expansion slots, offer them $5"

'I've news for you mate, you've been replaced by a pocket computer.'

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

"OMIGOD! I'm becoming my predecessor!"

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

"How can your grandma walk around with this? And where's the camera?"

Luminous Sundials: Tell the Time in the Dark!

"This came with a cord that is a mile long. So, it is a mobile device."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Harry! Good to hear from you. You must have gotten that new phone you were telling me about."

"He's been wearing that bag over his head. I think he's ashamed to be seen in public with that flip phone I bought him."

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"Your rash has been brought on by stale technology. Just how old is your computer and phone?"

'My battery's out - I'll phone you from the museum.'

'I lost my mobile phone so I had to dig out my 1988 one with its attached digital camera.'

"Instead of coming from old money, I, unfortunately, come from old computers."

'It wasn't even a computer - They replaced me with a HAND CALCULATOR!'

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

'I thought I might buy you a new mobile for your birthday Gavin.'

'I didn't realise our T.V. was so old - here's a photo of you standing next to it wearing a diaper!'

'This is cool Joey. Does it come with Apps?'

Great detective needs magnifying glass to read his tiny phone.

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'I don't have the heart to tell him that electric typewriters aren't REALLY the latest thing.'

"I think our answering machine is talking to another answering machine!"