Retro Gadget Aficionados Gifts

"To clear the screen, turn it upside down and shake."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"Now it's high definition!"

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"OMIGOD! I'm becoming my predecessor!"

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

"It's for you."

Computer Based Training - the early years

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

The Pay Phone