Retro Gadget Aficionados Gifts

"To clear the screen, turn it upside down and shake."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Old Phones Lasagne

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'Apparently the poor love's walkman is broken.'

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"What about that! His brain still uses the old vacuum tubes."

"Now it's high definition!"

'After you're done crank starting your computer, maybe we can talk about investing in better technology.'

'This is the only secure line in the building.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Remember always power up you machine clockwise"

"This is so cool! I'm flying this thing completely on my Palm pilot!"

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

"OMIGOD! I'm becoming my predecessor!"

'Things really change fast now. There's an original i-pad.'

'... So I'm standing near this old guy and he's using an old, giant cell phone-- I mean this thing is ridiculous! Hahahaha!'

'Hey Dad - you're shaving with my transistor radio!'

"I don't need to know your age. I saw you suing a flip phone, so I'll just assume you're old."

Damian plays his walkman too load once too often.

Computer Based Training - the early years

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."