Collecting Vintage Tech Prints

'You have one message from yourself, you sad, lonely man'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Redundant Technology.

Computer Sale.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'