Vintage Tech Collector Prints

"It's big, slow and proboably a fire hazard. But I was able to pay for it out of petty cash."

Desk-Top Publisher, tiny man on desk "Hold the front page and tell that darn editor he's fired!"

Storewide Y2K sale

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Personally, I'm not a Boomer. . . But I'm really into boom boxes.'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I lost my mobile phone so I had to dig out my 1988 one with its attached digital camera.'

Smartassphone

"Of course, I remember when we had to make do with 2.5 megapixels."

How computers have changed

"First place winner gets a flip phone!"

"My computer keeps locking up. I thought 1990 was a good year to buy a computer!"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Early Laptops.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Try his land line.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Old-fashioned computer

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Redundant Technology.

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.