Vintage Tech Appreciator Prints

"Actually, it's my new phone."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Try his land line.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

Computer Sale.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

"Harry Potter and the chamber of obsolete electronics."