Vintage Tech Appreciator Gifts

"Actually, it's my new phone."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Call Harris back from retirement and ask him how we did things around here before computers."

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Try his land line.'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Redundant Technology.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

Computer Sale.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!