Vintage Technology Lover Gifts

RIP Telephone Landline

Ow, my finger is really sore. Stop. How about yours? Over.

'I can remember when 'social media' was the party line.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games.

'I've got to call you back.. something's come up.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

Early Programmers.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

Technological advances within the office.

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

'Try his land line.'

"We think your telephone is a great invention, Mr Bell, but is a bit basic. How about adding a phonograph to it?"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Redundant Technology.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

Computer Sale.