Vintage Tech Admirer Gifts

Old Phones Lasagne

"Sometimes I just enjoy listening to some of my favorite old messages."

'Try his land line.'

"In that section are some old timers who still use paper, pencils and land lines. We call it the Historic District."

"No wonder this computer is slow and worthless. It's made from parts from old computers. No offense."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Drive in movies.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

The Final Chapter.

"It's another e-mail from your folks. You know, this would be a whole lot easier if you'd just tell them about the Web."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times..."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Redundant Technology.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

Computer Sale.