Vintage Tech Admirers Gifts

Typewriter Versus Computer

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Try his land line.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

"Ooo, great reception. Keep your hand there."

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'