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Typewriter Versus Computer

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Try his land line.'

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The Final Chapter.

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Redundant Technology.

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

Computer Sale.

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.

'Walkman' 'Shuffle man'

'I just invented the darn thing yesterday, and this morning, Watson calls in sick!'

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

My grandparents used this to play music. It actually has a needle that allows a track around the record surface. Oh, it's groovy!