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Very old fashioned computer.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Cord cutter

Drive in movies.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'Early Laptops.'

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Try his land line.'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

You've got snail.

Snail with pc monitor.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

Redundant Technology.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

Computer Sale.

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.