Vintage Tech Fans Gifts

Very old fashioned computer.

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Cord cutter

Drive in movies.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

'Early Laptops.'

Old Phones Lasagne

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Try his land line.'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

You've got snail.

Snail with pc monitor.

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Redundant Technology.

"I love you, even though you still use a flip phone."

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Computer Sale.

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.