Vintage Gadget Geek Gifts

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'He's so behind the times - his Hot Line is rotary!'

"Just like I thought. Ten gallon hat and a flip phone."

'Sure it's a smart phone. It has computing capabilities.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

BYOD issues were an even bigger problem in the 1950s.

"I know you're just a recording, but I was lonely!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

The Final Chapter.

Old-fashioned computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

Electronic Abacus

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Redundant Technology.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Look Zorg, an antique!"