Vintage Geek Gifts

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Drive in movies.

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Boombox

Old Phones Lasagne

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

The Final Chapter.

'Try his land line.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Electronic Abacus

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

Redundant Technology.

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

Computer Sale.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'

The invention of the telephone is delayed by a dropped call.