Vintage Geek Mugs

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'W-R-O-N-G Voltagggeeee for a vintage machine like myself.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

Drive in movies.

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Boombox

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

'Try his land line.'

The Final Chapter.

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

He still refuses to upgrade.

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Electronic Abacus

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Time Travelers from the 21st Century.

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

Redundant Technology.

Computer Sale.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

'Can I carry your computer disks to school?'