Collecting Vintage Devices Gifts

'You're lucky. When I was a kid, we had to walk all the way over to the set to turn it on.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Old Phones Lasagne

Geeks and their dogs.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Old and new technologies

Old-fashioned computer

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Antiques.

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

'I can't hear a thing!'

'It was such a nice salesman who told me that this is a special bargain and all your friends will envy you when you use it as a bottle opener!'

Want to work for MI5

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

'Hello Cynthia, it's me...I thought I'd phone for a natter, Gerald's fallen asleep in front of the TV...trying to program the video.'

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