Collector Of Vintage Electronics Gifts

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Early Laptops.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Old-fashioned computer

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'He's revisiting his childhood.'

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

"Hawaii Five-O" is back? Yeah, but they should call it "Hawaii Version Two Point-0."

"Grandma, somebody wants to talk to you, but I can't get your phone off this cord."

An elderly woman with a heart-shaped ear trumpet

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

Swalkman

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'