Vintage Electronics Lover Gifts

'You're lucky. When I was a kid, we had to walk all the way over to the set to turn it on.'

'It was like a father to me.'

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Oh, relax - you're doing great for your age...but I am a little concerned about out computer's old operating system.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Newfangled contraceptions phobia: 'David, David, we're sinking! Our water bed has sprung a leak!'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

The Final Chapter.

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

Forty-five words per minute? Impossible!

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Old-fashioned computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

'I want a computing system that has a few more games programmed into it.'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

Redundant Technology.

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

'We can improve our response times in road services.'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."