Vintage Electronics Collectors Gifts

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

Old Phones Lasagne

'Early Laptops.'

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Old-fashioned computer

The Uses of a Stethoscope

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"What do you mean 'upgrade' the server? The old one works just fine."

"Please mum - not the baby photos."

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"He's our new trend-spotter?"

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"It's all state of the art, except for him."

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer

'And this video is so simple your little son will be able to show you how to work it!'

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

Man rummaging through a TV set throwing out bits of paper

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

'The following program is best viewed on a large flat screen LED HDTV with Dolby rather than the old junk box you're watching.'

'You won't find a better system for under $20.'

Antiques.

Even in ancient times people used primitive technology to solve their problems.

"Vinyl's making a comeback, Dad. Can you show me how to plug this in?"

Aklexander Graham Bell, making the first call from New York to Chicago, gets a wrong number.

'I can't hear a thing!'

Al's computer salvage.

'You'll have to get the kids to explain it to you — it's some new thing called the 'internet.''