Tech Gadget Collector Gifts

'It happens EVERY birthday.. everybody gets me a MUFFLER!'

"Invest in technology."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"You've got computer-breath."

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Careful! He knows computers."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Old Phones Lasagne

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Smartphone Sonogram

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Old and new technologies

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Geeks and their dogs.

Old-fashioned computer

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Swiss Army Stove.

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"