Collecting Tech Gadgets Gifts

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Old and new technologies

Old-fashioned computer

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

Geeks and their dogs.

Swiss Army Stove.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

'Hot indeed.'

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

Ye Old Antique Computers.

'I'm not saying he's too old, but he has a five-inch floppy disk drive.'

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

"I spent so much time shopping for productivity tools that I forgot to work."