Collecting Gadgets Gifts

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'This summer, spoil yourself silly with a...Pocket Barbecue!'

'Darling, does your Swiss army knife have a garlic press?'

'If you let me chase you through that field so I can get my dash-cam video on TV, I'll forget all about this little speeding incident!'

"Actually, it's my new phone."

'It was such a nice salesman who told me that this is a special bargain and all your friends will envy you when you use it as a bottle opener!'

Swiss Army General

"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

Pouch Envy.

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'

Want to work for MI5

Old and new technologies

"Baldo, it's 2 in the morning...and you're watching an informercial on a belt that melts away flab? Please...go to bed."

"Can't keep away, eh...?"

The Little Burner Phone that Could.

Steampunk

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

Advertising for the guillotine: 'It chops! It cuts! It slices! It dices!'

The Less Successful Swiss Army Gun.

Pirates: 'So Bluetooth, we meet again.'

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

Geeks and their dogs.

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'He's always got to have the latest gadget.'

The last remote you'll ever need

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Batteries Not Included.

"Invest in technology."

'Ah Mr Bond, I haven't been expecting you...'

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.