Tech Gadget Collector Pillows

'It happens EVERY birthday.. everybody gets me a MUFFLER!'

"Invest in technology."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"You've got computer-breath."

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Old Phones Lasagne

Smartphone Sonogram

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Old-fashioned computer

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Old and new technologies

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Geeks and their dogs.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Swiss Army Stove.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'