Gadget Collecting Pillows

'I'll take it!'

"It's this amazing new thing that I'm never going to use."

Man is dumber because of his smartwatch.

'I bought a wireless, reading glasses locator, but I can't find it without my glasses.'

"Can I borrow your selfie stick?"

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, haven't you?"

Window Wiper

The extra golf club

Sure it was Inexpensive, but Buying a Toaster from the Planet Krypton Proved to be No Bargain.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Photographic Club.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'I tell you it's a winner!The widscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

At Mensa HQ: 'How do you like our new phone? It has 'caller IQ.'

Ace Novelties

Thermal slipper cooking toast.

Mobile Gadgets

'Big deal!! My digital picture frame can hold a THOUSAND pictures!'

Mistletoe Solutions Ltd...

'Hot indeed.'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

The quick drag Dragon. For use outside restaurants and theatres for a quick smoke.

'Does it come with a built in mobile phone?'

'Look into my eyes...you will buy this fine hi fi!'

'And this bit is for poking air traffic controllers when they fall asleep.'

"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"I've learned a few tricks for dealing with my arthritis. One is to invest in a good jar opener."