Quirky Gadget Collectors Pillows

'Darling, does your Swiss army knife have a garlic press?'

"Invest in technology."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'New Game'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Clam Spearing

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old and new technologies

Wanting to bond quickly with her new cat, Heather got herself an artificial cat-licker.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Geeks and their dogs.

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

Swiss Army Stove.

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'