Quirky Gadget Collectors Pillows

'Darling, does your Swiss army knife have a garlic press?'

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"You do have your own way of enjoying the garden, don't you?"

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old and new technologies

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

Clam Spearing

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Geeks and their dogs.

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'Well, you make it sound silly. All my new hybriproducts are unique and useful.'

Swiss Army Stove.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

Tea and Sugar Rationing

"Someday man will find a peaceful use for my machines."