Quirky Kitchen Gadget Collectors Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: salad servers

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

The secret lives of household things.

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"My compliments to the can opener."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Microwave. Do you have any idea of the time pressure I'm under?

"To toast!"

Onion Guillotine

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Tin Opening

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'