Quirky Kitchen Gadget Collectors Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: salad servers

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

"You're never home."

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Mom, what setting do you use for warming up slippers?'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

The secret lives of household things.

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"A watched kettle never boils, so I'm covering up Alexa."

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"My compliments to the can opener."

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'Memorable miracles' from 'burning bush' to 'low cal ice cream'

"To toast!"

"The bagel’s from a previous marriage."

Tin Opening

"Congratulations! You unlocked the devil in your coffee. Microwave a seventh time and you'll meet L. Ron Hubbard."

Onion Guillotine

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher