Quirky Kitchenware Collector Pillows

Press has special toaster with different settings: Elvis Image/God's Name/Mother Teresa.

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

An early Picasso painting is sold at auction - it is a painting from when Picasso was a child

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

Not all service desk staff were pleased about the new bring your own device policy

Alien asking for Bernard manning's autograph

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

Signed Baseball - Scientists,

Origin of the 'spork'

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Flatware Follies.

Psychiatry. Here's your soda --- Would you like a crazy straw?

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'Village store and Food museum'

For the new gardener.

For the War Inventions Board. The Hot-bottler for Warming high-landers' Legs after a Night in the Trenches.

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

' . . . and a surplus screw for the heck of it!'

'Wait a minute, if this is a stair lift then where's the stairs?'

Furniture for the age of anxiety.

Teapot

Bananas eye the blender

'...However Algae production is still in its infancy...'

Musician playing very long brass instrument.