Kitchenware Collecting Pillows

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"Good news! She's asking for her Banana Republic and Williams-Sonoma catalogues."

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

He started with the q-tips, then moved on to the hard stuff.

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Scales

"So unfortunately, I have to make some more cuts."

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

A Fork-lift.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Origin of the 'spork'

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

The Spoonish Inquisition

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

"So much to do... so little time."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"You were warned about inter-utensil relationships."

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