Collecting Kitchen Items Pillows

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

'Our relationship has never been the same since Jeff ran off with that spoon...'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Scales

The kitchen at Abel Cottage

A Fork-lift.

'When I grow up, I want to be just like you.'

'Can, you hear me?'

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Origin of the 'spork'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Flatware Follies.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'That was our first ashtray... we both quite and now we use it as a candy dish.'

The Spoonish Inquisition

There's a fork in the road.

DNA tested and yet my contents are still a mystery.

Teapot

Bananas eye the blender

"Profiling!"

Ants take cheese and grater

People putting their grocery shopping into shopping carts that are cornucopias.

A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Lockdown Day 45: "From now on we eat food that doesn't require utensils!"

Tea and Coffee

'Novelty utensils to go with my satellite dish! Cool, huh?'

'I should never have run off with him.'

"And how exactly am I supposed to peel the carrots when we don't even have an electronic multiblade adjustable potato peeler?"

'It's pop-up toast rack.'