Collecting Kitchen Tools Pillows

A cheese grater has won a boxing match against a block of cheese - 'I am the grater!'

Scales

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

"He loves his leaf blower."

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

"You've not used a chainsaw before have you?"

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

Handy-lion

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

A Fork-lift.

All Major Cash Honored.

DIY expert.

Origin of the 'spork'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

Super Homeworld

Secateurs/Non-Secateurs.

"I think you might need a few more tools."

"So that's how you fixed things before there was Duct tape."