Kitchen Tool Enthusiast Pillows

'Oh, my wife invented that -- it's for mashing potatoes.'

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"He loves his leaf blower."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Where do I put the batteries?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

The Hammer

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Scales

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.