Kitchenware Enthusiast Pillows

"We're raising the children as forks."

Spoons

"I had a feeling you'd appreciate the PTFE and PFOA-free non-stick, ceramic coating."

'Well, how abouy a new set of saucepans?'

"What is it with saucepans and your son Ned, Mrs Kelly?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"To keep prices down, we require you to cook your own food, wait in yourselves and wash your dishes."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

AI Toaster: "What's Einstein's famous equation?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

The History of Anti-stick

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Origin of the 'spork'

Swiss Kitchen

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"For your birthday, I got you a food processor!"

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."