Kitchen Enthusiast Pillows

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

"Once the animal has been rendered lifeless, the rest is quite simple."

Peeling potatoes

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

The Joy of Him Cooking

Whistling Kettle

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

"What's up with out kitchen island?"

Kitchen chef

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

A football fan is distracted from cooking by a goal.

"Look what I got! It was on sale! I've always wanted one of these!"

"Get a move on, my tranquillizer is wearing off!"

Pig watching a chef cut up his leg.

Cutlery Superstore.

A watched kettle never boils.

Pepper grinders, salt shakers

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

'My wife's oil reserves.'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Can I interest you in an appliance that you'll never use?"

'Cooking utensils - always good for bartering.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

A School for Cooks.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'What aren't we eating today, mum?'