Quirky Kitchen Enthusiast Pillows

The quietly insane chef

Cuckoo blender

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Cheese Secret

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

Thank you for the wedding present.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Chernobyl Chow

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Salvador Deli

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Flatware Follies.

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

Whistling Kettle

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."