Quirky Kitchen Enthusiast Mugs

The quietly insane chef

Cuckoo blender

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Kentucky Fried Horse

Cheese Secret

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Roadkill Restaurant

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

Chernobyl Chow

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Salvador Deli

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Flatware Follies.

'Killing two birds with one stone...bacon coffee.'

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

Whistling Kettle

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'