Kitchen Quirk Lover Mugs

"Egg Beater"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Baker Romance

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Salvador Deli

"Life is pointless."

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Whipping Cream

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Flatware Follies.

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

Ants take cheese and grater

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Cuckoo blender

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

Tea and Coffee

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

"They ran out of carrots."

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"