Kitchen Quirks Lover Mugs

'You excelled again tonight, mother!'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Chef copy robot

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

"Life is pointless."

Whipping Cream

Flatware Follies.

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

Cuckoo blender

Ants take cheese and grater

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

Tea and Coffee

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

The Chef's Missing Tooth