Kitchen Antics Lover Mugs

"First rules of chef school: no serving table scraps, and if food falls on the floor, leave it."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Baker Romance

Chef copy robot

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Cook and her Maids

"What's all this?"

Cooking

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"It'll never be ready in time."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Too much salt!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Net to catch pancake.'

"Life is pointless."

COVID-19 kitchen

Whipping Cream

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

Flatware Follies.