Kitchen Antics Lover Mugs

"First rules of chef school: no serving table scraps, and if food falls on the floor, leave it."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Baker Romance

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Chef copy robot

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Cook and her Maids

"What's all this?"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

"It'll never be ready in time."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

'Too much salt!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

"Life is pointless."

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'

Japanese Cuisine. What's the matter with the chef? He's just having a tempura tantrum.

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

COVID-19 kitchen

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

'It was embarrassing. I always swore I'd die of her cooking.'

'Net to catch pancake.'

'By the time I'd watched Delia and Ainsley and Jamie Oliver and Floyd...I'd spoiled the broth.'

Whipping Cream

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'