Kitchen Quirks Lover Prints

'You excelled again tonight, mother!'

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Chef copy robot

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

'Too much salt!'

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

Whipping Cream

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Life is pointless."

Flatware Follies.

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

Ants take cheese and grater

Cuckoo blender

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

The Chef's Missing Tooth