Quirky Kitchen Enthusiasts Prints

"They ran out of carrots."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Octopi a la mode.

Roadkill Restaurant

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Salvador Deli

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

Served "giant claw" style.

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I need a house with more counter space!'