Quirky Kitchen Enthusiasts Prints

"They ran out of carrots."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Roadkill Restaurant

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Thank you for the wedding present.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Salvador Deli

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

Served "giant claw" style.

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.

"Sorry about the excessive saffron — the Jets fumbled on their own 20."

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

A watched kettle never boils.