Kitchen Quirkiness Prints

'Don't put knife in your mouth.' 'My forks leaks.'

'How is the water prepared?'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Chef copy robot

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Are you sure the recipe calls for a whole cup of good burgundy?'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

Intolerant Chef

"Living Alone - It's just plain fun!"

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Dog reaching over top of counter to steal cookies.

'Grate two hundred grammes of cheddar cheese...' - 'Uh-oh.' - 'Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...' - 'Cheese gives me nightmares.' - 'Argh!!! No!!! Make it stop!! I can't take the pain!! No!! Arghhhh!!!'

Cuckoo blender

Ants take cheese and grater

'Get off me you Crepe.'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

'It was late, very late, but the peas had touched the mash potatoes, and only dawn could lift the curse.'

Husband to wife as she pours red pepper into pot, 'I'm sick and tired of bland stew, Edna.'

"Dropping a spoon means a beautiful woman will visit soon."

Tea and Coffee

"Egg Beater"

"They ran out of carrots."

'Do you find the roast to have a faint 'woody' taste?' 'Could be, I couldn't find the carving knife so I used my band saw... cuts like butter.'

"One B.L.T., one cherry pie, and one bowl of chili with crackers on the side!"

Cooking shows for dogs

'You excelled again tonight, mother!'

Bear: 'I can't sleep, so I'm going to rustle up mid-February snack.'