Kitchen Quirk Lover Pillows

"Egg Beater"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Baker Romance

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

'Too much salt!'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

Whipping Cream

'The doctor said I was ready for solids, but not this solid!'

'Well, that's the last of the garlic repellent.'

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Salvador Deli

"Life is pointless."

Flatware Follies.

Chef using an electric train to roll pastry.

"Our steaks are unusually tough tonight."

'Maybe it's one of those super-stations.'

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

Cuckoo blender

'...So it's an orange orange Roughy smoothie?'

Ants take cheese and grater

'I like home cooking if it's in someone else's home.'

'... And you're positive that you didn't order, fly soup?'

'I know you're sensitive, Wally, but I only asked you to help wash the dishes!'

Tea and Coffee

Trouble was brewing at the party when the pot called the kettle 'black'.

Dish and spoons, "She always goes off with the dishy ones"

"They ran out of carrots."

Yeah, I get it, it's hot - but you don

"According to its DNA, your meatloaf is from an unknown species."