Kitchen Enthusiasts Pillows

'They're bored in kitchenware------they must be quiet too'

'Emergency? My cat's stuck up a mug tree.'

Chef admires a couple of eggs.

"It was a brand new oven too."

"But first. . . our National Anthem. . ."

Cutlery Couple

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Too much cilantro

A Day In The Kitchen

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Baker Romance

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'I was in the catering corps.'