Kitchen Enthusiasts Pillows

'They're bored in kitchenware------they must be quiet too'

'Emergency? My cat's stuck up a mug tree.'

Chef admires a couple of eggs.

"But first. . . our National Anthem. . ."

Cutlery Couple

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Domestic Goddess.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Too much cilantro

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

A Day In The Kitchen

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Baker Romance

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."