Cuisine Enthusiast Pillows

"And finally the chef's surprise - the check!"

“It's his first hibachi.”

Quark soup

"Oh no! Not Polynesian again!"

'I don't know what I ordered, but I think it's going to be good!'

Inappropriate garnish.

"How did you get on with the food while on holiday?"

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Come dine with me!

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I'll have the crab cake, and he'll have the crabby cake.'

Life is for the birds.

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Domestic Goddess.

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."